In 2011 I made a goal to make my bed every day that year, and I did it. I decided to continue that goal this year and I did a great job of doing it until I moved to Arizona. For some reason Arizona has made me a little lazier than I used to be (but only a little). I recently decided to get back on the horse and start making my bed again.
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| The aftermath of my height-induced accident |
On Friday morning Kevin and I were chatting as he was getting ready to leave for work and I was getting ready to leave for school. While we were talking I started making my bed. I must be a violent sleeper because when I wake up in the morning my bed is far from made. Often my blanket is wadded up at the end of bed. I started straightening out my blanket as one would lay out a picnic blanket, by waving one end up and down. Directly over my bed there’s a fan with a light fixture on it. I have hit the fan numerous times while changing my shirt which usually results in me yelling out in pain, depending on how fast the blades are going. While I was straightening my blanket my hand hit the dangly thing you pull on to turn the fan and lights on and off. I hit it with such force that it flew into one of the light fixtures and shattered it causing shards of glass to rain down all over my room. I was a little surprised.
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| This is what my bed looked like when I got home from school |
What was most surprising, however, was how Kevin and I reacted to my suddenly destroying a light cover. Kevin, who owns the house and the light I just broke, said very matter-of-factly, “I saw that coming. I should’ve warned you.” I replied, equally matter-of-factly, “I did not expect that happen. I should probably put on some shoes before I cut myself.” We were both remarkably unstunned by what had just happened. I had to go to school and Kevin had to get to work so I just shut my bedroom door and left the cleaning for later.
On my way home from school I stopped by the Home Depot to get a replacement light cover (because I'm a good renter). The cashier at the Home Depot was really chatty (note: I prefer talkative cashiers to the quiet, boring kind) and I explained to her how I'd accidentally broken the light fixture. She said, "Honey, I always hit this one light in my living room when I'm sweeping, but it never breaks. I swear, one day I'm just gonna look at it wrong and it'll shatter because I've hit the darned thing so many times." Her story made me feel less silly for breaking the light cover and gave me a funny mental image of a middle aged woman in her living room scowling at her light and then watching it burst into pieces.
Kevin told me that night that our other roommate, who's also tall, had broken a light cover in his room in the exact same way that I had. It's tough being tall.
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